New York State of Mind.

So this will be my blog before the weekend only because I'll be leaving all y'all asses for NEW YORK BABY! And I'll be too busy having the time of my life to blog on Friday. I'm only gone for the weekend though, so don't get all emo on me; save your wrists for another day ;) I JOKE!

So my dad had a "serious" talk with me last night while I was packing and I had to share it with you guys (if you know my dad.. you already know it's a funny conversation, plus throw in the asian accent - priceless) and trust me, there will be plenty of these "serious dad talk" blogs. Anyways, as I was packing he asked me all this shit.. went a little something like this:


Daddy: Jenny?? (PLEASE NOTE: ONLY my parents can call me Jenny, those who try will be ignored or beaten to a pulp. Thank you.) Why you like to go New York too much? You know is'a velly (very) dangerous place, you know.

Me: Ugh.. (he nags me every day of every hour) 'cause dad, It's a lot of fun.. and it's different, it's like Toronto on crack!! (wrong move.)

Daddy, annoyed: You know! You CANnot do da druk (drugs) there Jenny. Wha happen when you gotta go out to da clup (club), da boy put da druk in your dring (drink), and you black out and den dey rape and keww (kill) you?? Wha you gotta (gonna) do then, huh?! Maaake suuuure, you and Paula stay togeda and hold da hand and DONT leave each'oda. You hear me Jenny?

Me: Daaaaad! I KNOOOOW!! And no one's going to put drugs in my drinks dad. And I'm not doing drugs in New York dad. And if anyone tries to drug me, I'll just kill them before they kill me!! And then, I'll take their drugs and sell it!!

Daddy, more annoyed: DIS NOT A JOKE, OK JENNY!? WHEN I TEW (tell) YOU, I TEW YOU (LMAO, infamous line). Dis not funny ok? You CANnot kew da boy because den, dey gotta go get da gun and shoot in the clup. You can die! If you sell da druk, you gotta go to jaiw (jail) for life.

Me: Hahaha I'm just kidding dad. God, over exaggerate much? I'll be good, I promise.

Daddy: Why you gotta go to New york anyway? You have a boyfriend over dere?? Who you gotta go see over dere huh??

Me: I tooold you dad, I wanna go party in New York and they have good food and it's fun! And nooOoo I don't have a boyfriend there.... but i'm gonna go find one! I'm gonna find one, make him my boyfriend, marry him, get a green card and live there forever. Don't worry dad, It's only a 9 hour drive!

Daddy: WHAT?!?! OOoh no no no no no no. Don't go find a boy dere. Find a boy here. Why you wanna go marry dere. Dey have lots of good asian boy here.

Me: Umm........... ya, but dad... I'm not marrying an asian..... remember??

Daddy: So many asian boys, no asian boys in New York (totally ignored me)

Me: Ya there is! Plus, I'm going to get me a Latin husband dad; with swag. And you'll be a grand papi when I have kids. And they'll speak spanish and laos. And they'll be beautiful and inherit a big ass from their daddy. And we'll be a happy family!!

Daddy: Ugh.. as long as no black guy Jenny.

Me: How about a light skinned one?? That counts right??

Daddy: Just finish pack your lugggage, and be careful.

Me: Love you daddyyyy haha

Daddy: *gives look of death/hate*


BAHAHAHA I WIN!!! As you can tell, I love to bug my dad. My girls join in whenever they can, only because it's hilarious. My dad is the biggest over-exaggerator in life so we always tease him to show him he's overreacting; then again, I wasn't lying about a Latin hubby...

IM COMING BABY!! WHEREVER YOU ARE!! *sigh*

Anyways, shout out to my NY boys!! Can't wait to see everyone and party like there's no tomorrow, NY ain't ready for us! I'm going to rape this city up the ass.. ladies, please watch ya men cause I'm coming with my partner in crime and it won't our faults if they holla at us LOL I JOOKEE!! And for my girls staying in town, I wish you guys were coming.. have the best weekend and keep 6 for tricks while I'm gone! I love you guys!

Nothing's equivalent to the New York state of mind ♥
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BYEEE!!!!