Now I'm In Your World Like Hip Hop: Don't Get It Twisted.

In front of you stands a ring of fire; behind it hangs a golden key off a thin red velvet rope; to its far right is a door filled with mystery, the unknown and opportunity. To your immediate left is an open door that exposes a safe field of flowers and a lady ready to escort you out and shut the door behind her. What do you choose to do?

I say, FUCK IT!!

Kick that bitch out, slam the door shut, jump through that fire, grab the key, open that scary ass door and make a run for it!! Hahaha..

I think anything you do in life is worth doing if there's a little fear in it. Whether it be taking a new job, making a new friend, moving to a new place, building a new love, eating a new dish (always about food with me, I know.. i'm a fat ass) or just keeping what you have. What's the point in playing it safe? Aren't you bored with yourself if that's how you live? Live a little! Wear some colours! Thrust your hips and tell 'em suckas to GET OUT OF YOUR WAY or they'll get it up their bums if they don't!!

I will not limit myself to those who try to keep me down. Try me. And while you do, please take in the image of me with a smirk on my face and my finger in yours.

People are starting to misunderstand me but that's partially my fault. I've been a little too nice, a little too humble, a little too welcoming; and others (for some dumb ass reason) seem to think that it's a green light to come at me with bull shit and drama. No. Take a step back, sit your ass down and read a book. Do something productive with your mind because spending it on me will only be a waste of your energy. Comprende? Good.

On a lighter note;
I'M GOING CAMPING SOOOON!! This will be interesting.. I would love to see how the girls will be without a hair dryer, hair straightener, a comfortable bed and all that other good shit we've become accustomed to. Definitely going to bring a camera to capture all failures and stupidity for that weekend.

Also, CARIBANAAAAA!!! I'm so excited for all the SOCA, CALYPSO, CHUTNEY, DANCEHALL and of course, the foooooooooooooooodd!! Shout out to my Korean lover, Chanel, for bringing her ass up on dem floats to shake her bootaaay and rep for us asians that can move!! You laugh, but I'm telling you... not a lot of asian females can move. SO BUNG BUNG to Chanel!! You know I'm going to find you and join in ;)

OH && OFF TOPIC FOR THE R&B LOVERS..

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Ya. Get on that. Most slept on R&B artist out there.. and for those who know, you know he's my all time fav. SO GET ON THAT SHIT PEOPLE!!! :) I'm going to marry him, hehe... *sigh* I'm a loser.

ANYWAYS, I'm going to keep this blog short and leave you for the weekend.

SMILE, LAUGH, PICK YOUR NOSE, GO HARD; Just do what makes you happy.

SFF&BFFS♥ You♥ Poo?♥

Hahaha alright, enough bull shit. Get off my shit and do something good.

Indulge...
If I can't marry him, I want him singing at my wedding... haha.